Why I Love my Flat (and Bayzil)

This is why I love my flat:

This is Bayzil:
Look how much he's grown. I'm so proud. I'm not so proud of the other two (Pah-slee and Tjivez (I think he's Polish, but I'm not sure)). But I don't tell them that in case they think I love Bayzil more. I do, but that's not the point. The point is that Bayzil seems to be flourishing under my love and protection (it's a dangerous world out on my balcony. Seagulls, spiders, it looks like people sleep out there too, so God only knows what they do when that happens), where as Pah-slee and Tjivez just seem to be....a little 'sad'. Does anyone know what I'm doing wrong? We can only hope.

Anywho, one exam left. That is on the 9th June at 3.30. Send vibes please.

Also, I heard back from the skydive man, who told me there was a problem with the plane, so it was unlikely that I'd be potentially dying on the 5th. I find this a little upsetting, as I was supposed to do it before I was 30. There is time yet, but I somehow doubt that it'll happen. However, a week after I'm 30 will do. Either way, seeing as there are skydiving accidents constantly in the news recently, I'm just glad that they told me about the plane, and didn't just figure that I'd be wearing a parachute anyway, so what's the big deal. It's a fair point thought, and maybe it'd be a lot more exciting than just straight forward skydiving. Because, you know, it's so boring to do normally. Ho hum.