WTF?

I wrote a huge blog entry, complete with photos, then went for lunch with a friend. Darling. I came back, to discover my Dad had closed down my computer, as the Internet was really slow, and he didn't know why (probably due to the two films I was downloading). Anyway, he also managed to delete my huge blog entry. I said, "It's cool Dad, shit happens." But could feel my face filling with blood. I got halfway up the stairs, clenched my fist, and let out a silent scream. It was really long, and I thought quite entertaining. Not as entertaining as recieving this email:


Can you see what it is? An invite to Mariah's single launch. Shall we go? Not bloody likely.

Another thing which has happened, other than Easter (which will come later, fear not - I know you're all as upset as I am), is that Harrison Ford is officially off my 'Men I Would Sleep With' list. Well, it was only two to start with, so I'm not sure if that qualifies as a list...but anyway. The reason for this is that in my new Empire magazine, there is a full page photo of him.....with gold earring. No, Harrison, no.

But! That's good news for Bruce Parry, as he is bumped up to Number One! Or, just, the only one. Good for you Bruce. And good luck.

Easter blog will follow.....keep your eyes peeled (now there's a funny saying).