What's Going On?

I don't understand. I'm not a lucky person - whatsoever. The only thing I have won in my whole life, was a power drill when I was 13. Until, that is, a few weeks ago, whereupon I finally won £50 on the bonds, after having my money in there for about 15 years. Imagine my surprise when I received this in the mail yesterday!


I think I might start to worry. Things are good. I'm winning money. This can't be right.