Gemini - The Negative Side

My dear flatmate Emma, came across this last night, and decided to share it with me. Personally, I can't see any resemblance whatsoever. And I'm sure you can't either.

The Gemini character: Gemini will always get what they want because they are masters of deceit and flattery. They love being unfaithful and are always deliberately late for a date but expects you to be punctual. They turn being selfish into an art form and will make you spend all your money so they can save their own. Sometimes they can be good listeners but only because they want to hear every juicy bit of gossip that may prove useful to their schemes. Should not join the police force but make excellent actresses, salespeople, and pizza delivery boys.

The Gemini Lover: Gemini are so obsessed by their own good looks that they'll appear to not even notice you. And make sure you take your purse when you go out on that special date for it's certain that you'll be the one to foot the bill.

The year ahead: To get on in your career you must delegate responsibility. Give the dull jobs to a Taurus and seduce a vulnerable Cancerian. Put yourself first this year.

http://www.psychics.co.uk/starsign/star-sign-gemini-negative.html

Originally posted 9th November 2007