Lurpack Slow Churned
I don't eat a lot of butter, but when I do, I want lumps of salt in it. I don't think this has that, but it still makes me want to eat it. By W+K, of course.

I don't eat a lot of butter, but when I do, I want lumps of salt in it. I don't think this has that, but it still makes me want to eat it. By W+K, of course.

I saw a clip of Alien on TV the other day and it reminded me of the very first time one line of copy stopped me in my tracks. My parents have this book (this isn't my picture), and one day, sitting in the chair next to the bookshelves, I randomly pulled it out to look at it. I must have been about 7 or 8. The picture didn't make much of an impact, the title must have been appealing enough to make me pull it out, but what really terrified me, and I mean turn-your-stomach-keep-you-up-at-night terrified, was the single sentence 'In space no one can hear you scream'.
For reasons I can't remember, I thought this was the single most horrifying thing I'd ever read, or could possibly ever imagine. Perhaps it was around the same time I was trying not to make myself go mad by thinking about the edge of space, but it shook me to my 7 year old core. Suddenly, the egg on the cover because a menacing pod, full of...who knows. All I knew was it'd make me scream and if I was in space, no one would hear me which would mean I'd die because no one could come and rescue me. I tell you; it gave me nightmares.
Anyway, I thought it was a fantastic example of the effect 28 little letters can do. At least, to a 7 year old girl.

I love this Upworthy headline generator, but if you ask me, it's really an internet generator. I am so sick and tired of virtually every headline on the internet. Huffington Post, Buzzfeed, Mashable, Upworthy, Business Insider and even Time all fall prey to the hyperbole and it makes me want to vomit. Such pathetically sensationalist headlines make me feel like I'm just flipping through endless copies of The Daily Mail. It's time people started getting to know good sources and enjoying content for what it is, instead of just being reeled in by a headline stuffed with adjectives and slighly-controversial words. Damn it!
