Internet. Chapter 10

Another baby filled week for me, much marred by the atrocities in France. 

It breaks my heart. 

On a (much) lighter note, here is some random crap from the internet, starting with this superb illustration (click on it for a much larger one). The ocean is, like, really deep. 

If you're a fan of Prince of Persia - and much more - then you'll love the fact that it, along with 2,399 other MS-DOS games, are available for download or streaming, all completely free of charge.

Alternatively, you can check out straight white boys texting. I'm happy I'm not a straight white girl. 

For a few NSFW facts, check out Pornhub's year in review. A lot of random and interesting facts, alongside the depressing revelation that 'teen' is the most searched for theme - for the second year running. 

No sex please, we're British.

Next time you're standing on the shores of either Britain or Ireland, whip out this post and you'll know what you'd be looking at if you had really, really, really, really good eyesight. 

Remember kids, religion can be weird. 

Have a good weekend. 

Internet. Numero 9

Happy new year! It always comes around so quickly. I can't believe it's January again, but there it is. This is the first year in a while that we haven't gone somewhere hot for this miserable month, so I'm interested to see how I cope with sleepless nights combined with what can be overwhelming Scandinavian bleakness. I'm sure all will be well, however. There's plenty to do, plenty to watch, and plenty to see. There's also plenty of baby poo to clean up. OK, enough random mutterings. 

If you, like me, like the idea of smoking a cigar but have no idea what to do with one, then this is for you. 

If you've not see the deep, dark fears comics yet, you should click here. 

These are apparently the best face swaps of 2014. I'd agree. Bond/M is still my favourite. 

Take a note from Carl Sagan 

Or from this...

My dad says I always post about space, so this, dad, is just for you.

Neil deGrasse Tyson Selects the eight books every intelligent person on the planet should read. I'll be the first to admit I've read exactly none of them.

If you're a Chrome user, check out The Next Web's 10 useful extensions for 2015. They've very good, both in a useful way and a not so useful way, like this web history analyser. I'm not going to tell you which website I've spent the most time on today, this week, this month or ever.

OK, that's it. It's the weekend and I have brunch plans!

Deep Dark Fears

People's weirdest and most irrational fears turned into comics by illustrator Fran Krause. Sometimes our worst fears have absolutely zero logic; we are our worst enemies. 

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