Prattle & Jaw

Two blogs about a whole lot of nothing

The Future of Online Advertising

A super, thought-provoking article about the future of online advertising, by Felix Salmon. 

"It’s a known fact in advertising circles that only idiots click on ads — and yet advertisers still think that click-through rates mean something, and that a higher click-through rate means a better ad. It’s the measurement fallacy: people tend to think that what they can measure is what they want, just because they can measure it. And it’s endemic in the online advertising industry."

"At one point in the Q&A session, I asked the audience to raise their hands if they read Vogue magazine; maybe three or four people, in a crowd a hundred times that size, did so. Most of the people in the audience literally didn't know that when people buy Vogue they want to read the ads; in a very real sense, the editorial is something which just gets in the way."

"So what’s an advertiser to do, online? My idea is to move away from the idea of getting people to click on ads, but at the same time to treat with suspicion the idea that it’s possible to deliver a beautiful, self-contained brand proposition online in the same way that you can in Vogue or on TV. Instead, take a leaf out of the book of sites which really have generated a huge amount of loyalty online - sites like Drudge, or Reddit, or Techmeme, or Fark, or any number of other aggregators and curators with enormous followings. Millions of people love these sites, and visit them with astonishing regularity. Why? Because they send them to fantastic third-party content."

Two words - value and content.

Social Life Audit

I failed the Social Life Audit, which is a little embarrassing, but also not.

Ultimat Vodka is behind this offline social life audit which uses your Facebook data to rate how social you are through your check-ins, facial recognition (mood), and your friends info (i.e. gender). It then spews these all back out at you and tells you how social you are. There's clearly some kind of pass rate seeing as I 'failed' but I'm not sure what is. 

I'd like to point out that I have never checked in using Facebook, and check-ins seem to count for rather a lot here. Please do, however, note my high Good Times score. I might not get out much, but boy...when I do... 

So what have I learnt? I must drink more vodka.

Oh, Bromley. No.

Good Lord. When will people realise that 99% of the time, QR codes seem like a good idea, but rarely are. A bit like that last pint, or that time you squirted lighter fluid on your hand to do the old British Gas ad, and then set your hand on fire.

The code takes you to Betfair's site (who are sponsoring the lads to do it), but God only knows how they expect anyone to actually scan these things. They're just going to look daft, and even more daft when it starts to grown out.

They should have paid more attention to the interweb and checked this out first. Should I Use a QR Code?

Thanks to Return on Digital for this. 

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